Embarassing Moments

My life is filled with embarrassing moments. Ill never forget the time I came home to find my old roommate using my glasses case for a penis warmer. Why he was naked I will never know. What I do know is that he had a cloth mitten around his cock.

"Why in the Hell are you wearing my glasses case around your cock?" I asked.

"My winkie got cold."

"Whats wrong with you," I asked.

"What is wrong with you." He responded.

"Your wearing my glasses case around your penis thats what the hell is wrong with me."

"No, please dont. You can keep it. "



"All right, all right man. Ill take it off."